1、谁给我清空购物车，我把我闺蜜打包介绍给你。
Who will empty the shopping cart for me? I'll introduce my best friend to you.
2、我依稀记得，我网购的初衷是为了省钱。
I vaguely remember that the purpose of my online shopping was to save money.
3、下完订单，有一种不好意思让快递小哥来我家送货的感觉。
After placing the order, I feel embarrassed to let the express boy come to my house to deliver the goods.
4、要不是还有快递在路上，我都觉得生活没有意义了。
If there were not express delivery on the way, I would feel that life is meaningless.
5、这真的是我的账单吗？我的余额就这样空了。
Is this really my bill? My balance is so empty.
6、我的口袋有一次比脸还干净了，又要吃土好一阵子了。
Once my pocket was cleaner than my face, and I had to eat earth for a while.
7、医学真的好落后，根本治不了我的贫穷。
Medicine is so backward that it can't cure my poverty.
8、我变穷了，我再也不买东西了。
I'm poor. I don't shop anymore.
9、你们经过草坪的时候，小心点，别弄脏了我这个月要吃的土。
When you pass the lawn, be careful not to stain the soil I will eat this month.
10、为什么618要熬夜付定金呢？因为白天你就清醒了。
Why did 618 stay up late to pay the deposit? Because you wake up during the day.
11、定金一时爽，尾款想撞墙。
Deposit for a while, the last one wants to hit the wall.
12、刚剁了左手，现在用右手来发朋友圈。
Just chopped the left hand, now use the right hand to send the circle of friends.
13、女孩子的青春就那么几年，买买买，买无罪。
Girls' youth is just a few years, buy buy buy, buy innocent.
14、花钱不眨眼的女人，只有一个下场：好看！
Women who spend money without blinking an eye have only one end: good looking!